HOT LARD Try it! You'll like it!

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HOT LARD CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS (CMS) Ah websites! Webby one day, sitey the next! Did you know that some people actually want to update their own websites regularly? That’s right! To click on their website, log in and just change content. Like put in a video. Or add a photo. Or even change the text! Tsk. What are they like! And without anything complicated like html programming training, Dreamweaver software, or knowing anything about pHp, Javascript, File Tansfer Protocols (FTP), or even what CSS is! CMS used to be extremely expensive and programming intensive. Programmers would build individual pHp coded sites that were often clunky, would fall over, and were extremely complicated to use.

But ah! That was before Blue Vapours came to the rescue!

We’ve develop our very own easy to use content management system called Hot Lard! Hot Lard takes a lot of the complication out of your website’s CMS, giving the most often asked for features in CMS and putting it together with a user friendly interface. “But why call it ‘Hot Lard’?” I hear you think. Because:
• It runs fast
• It sets when you leave it alone
• It makes your site tasty
• Everything gets crisped up
• Even a 1950’s short order cook could use it
• It’s great for your website’s back end
• We didn’t want to call it anything boring like “iSite”, found out our band couldn’t be called Lard because there was one already from the 70’s and were also trying to name our new CMS software! Delightful! Ask us about how you can get yourself some Hot Lard today!